pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

oecis:

mercurykiss:

ofdemonsandtimelords:

THAT YOU ARE

AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.

I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT

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(Source: greglastrade)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

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